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"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
08/18/2014 at 16:26 • Filed to: None

Let this guy do it...he is apparently a professional.

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DISCUSSION (11)

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 16:30

Dat mustache tho!

Seriously I'm not sure what is wrong with us Mainers. Too much Allen's Coffee Brandy and milk.

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 16:35

Photo of Xzibit.

The Transporter > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 16:38

I wonder if it was his idea or the cop's idea to move the sign (or whatever that thing is) out of the way so you can see the t-shirt.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CalzoneGolem
08/18/2014 at 16:39

My only surprise in this was that it wasn't in Florida.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 16:41

I nominate him for the batshit competition, lol. I kid. But seriously, he should flip through the batshit babe calenders to find the love of his life.

CAR_IS_MI > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 16:41

Well he knew he was going to have to take the mug shot so it's not as awesome as if he got arrested again and just happened to be wearing that shirt...

Sam > The Transporter
08/18/2014 at 16:50

They said the cops were laughing their asses off at the shirt and had him hold the sign so they could see it in the photo.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/18/2014 at 17:00

I don't think anyone is going to beat that last one...it haunts my nightmares.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 17:01

Now I'm afraid to go looking for it. #nightmarefuel

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/18/2014 at 18:27

You've won this time Florida!

leicester > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/20/2014 at 00:17

Heard the story on the radio this AM. dude's got style (?!??!)